Professor Froward's Slough of Despond

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Wednesday, August 10, 2005

We Are All Canadians

In the dark and savage corner of Massachusettstan where I live, you see a lot of bumper stickers. I saw one today that broke my heart: "Boycott Canadian Seafood", with a picture of a sad little seal. The lefties have turned against Canada?! Now, that's harsh. Next thing you know they'll be letting Zarqawi down.

As for me, I stand in solidarity with my Canadian brothers and sisters. I will eat Canadian seafood. Canada and I have had our differences in the past, but as long as they eat meat up there, some fundamental bond of affection must remain.

Today, I am a Canadian.