Saints preserve us!

Boffo yocks at Captain's Quarters. He quotes a Saddam-Hussein-era Iraqi newspaper editorial about what a great guy Osama bin Laden is. It seems that their man bin Laden...

...will curse the memory of Frank Sinatra every time he hears his songs.

Dear God! How can our feeble civilization possibly stand up against a man like that, a man of such courage, a cold-eyed righteous killer so stone cold Islamic that he's immune even to the charms of Ol' Blue Eyes? We're doomed, man. Doomed. May as well surrender now and get it over with.