Professor Froward's Slough of Despond

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Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Pull the other one

Fashion retailer H&M has dropped Kate Moss because she's a cokehead.

Yeah, nobody ever associated cocaine with the fashion industry before. Good thing they nipped that one in the bud.

Meanwhile, the last H&M ad campaign I noticed involved a stunned, bruised-looking young lady who could hardly stand. Imagine Keith Richards after a rough six-month weekend, but without the charm. So make a note of that: Stick with opiates and you'll make a better impression.